[There's another large splash, followed by a roar of assent, from the water. Splashy Jr is right there with you, bro]
[You enter the captain's quarters to find that it's more like a small armory, honestly. Cutlasses line the walls, and there sure is a barrel of dynamite sitting in one of the corners. The oddest weapon of them all, however, is the strange card gun hanging from a nail next to the door you just entered through. Why on Earth would a ship need so many weapons?]
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[You enter the captain's quarters to find that it's more like a small armory, honestly. Cutlasses line the walls, and there sure is a barrel of dynamite sitting in one of the corners. The oddest weapon of them all, however, is the strange card gun hanging from a nail next to the door you just entered through. Why on Earth would a ship need so many weapons?]